GO CAN(F)UCK(YOURSELVE)S

Thanks for nothing, ya worthless bums.

As of tonight, I’ve watched my last Canuck, and last NHL, hockey game.  If they’re smart, the GMs/coaches of Team Canada will drop any Canucks that even had a slight chance of making the team – and DEFINITELY KICK LUONGO TO THE CURB like the GARBAGE he was in this series.

[kevinspacey]Is it possible for you to HOLD A FUCKING LEAD for TEN SECONDS??!?[/kevinspacey]

I know I’m dreaming, but I would love nothing better for the fans at your regular season home opener to STAND, TURN THEIR BACKS ON ALL OF YOU, AND WALK OUT ON YOU FOR GOOD.

DIE CANUCKS DIE – DIE DIE DIE!!!

WTF,CANUCKLEHEADS – PART “DUH?”

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….

Hey – WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU TWITS!!!!!!

This is the PLAYOFFS, not a PRE-SEASON GAME.

WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE?

Maybe Gillis should hire Mark Harmon aka “Gibbs” of NCIS, so that he can give you each a REALLY FUCKING HARD DOPE SLAP every time you come back to the bench.

Sound good? Think that would work?

PATHETIC.

P.S. – TURNED GAME OFF @ 5-2. EVERTHING I SAID ABOVE – DOESN’T COME CLOSE TO HOW POORLY YOU PLAYED.

P.P.S – If we wanted to look at GARBAGE, we’d go out to hang by our dumpsters.  GOT IT? GOOOOOOOD!!!!

WTF, EH, CANUCKLEHEADS?

I LOVE YOUSE GUYS, but fer fecks sake:

PLAY TO WIN – FOR THE ENTIRE BLOODY 60 MINUTES – OR GET THE FUCK OFF THE ICE – GOT IT?  GOOD!!!

Nice recovery, to be sure.

But, really – SHEEEEEEEEESH!!!!!

HEY-HEY-HEY – GOOO-OOD BYE!!!!!

Now GET THE FUCK OUT, GEORGE!

Don’t let the door of the Oval Office BREAK YOU IN HALF on the way out.

Such a great day, even if I don’t know how much President Obama will be able to do.  He will need 2 full terms to be able to start to undo the FUCK-UPS that the gruesome twosome of Gorgeous George and Dirty Dick have perpetrated on the American people, and the rest of the world, to some degree.  I certainly wish him the best of luck, as do so many others – he’s going to need it, along with the cooperation of his party, and the Republicans, and the efforts of Americans themselves.

Now, everyone together:

Na-na-naaa-na! Na-na-naaa-na! HEY! HEY! HEY! GOOO-OOD BYE!!!

Give ‘em the WALL of SHAME

Nice going, CANUCKLEHEADS – 6 lousy games on home ice IN A ROW.

Would that your fans gave you the WALL of SHAME, like a dishonourably discharged Marine, and TURNED THEIR BACKS on ALL of you, then WALKED OUT in unison, after an absolutely PISS POOR effort against the Coyotes.

Let us know when you feel like rejoining the NHL – the BHL (Beer Hockey League) probably doesn’t want your sorry asses, either.

PATHETIC.

Hardy-har-har, Steven!

Our beloved Prime Robot Minister, Steven Harper, apparently decided to back up one of his Ministers when calls came for said minister’s head, after having made a thoroughly tasteless joke about the deaths linked to the recent listeriosis outbreak.

Story from AP News

You should back him up, Steven – after all, he’s as funny as you are – namely, not at all.

Here’s to another minority government.

Fuck You Very Much, Ted Rogers

Well, it looks like I’ll have to wait for a lottery win to get that iPhone – $60/month as the minimum plan?  Can I get a 10% discount if I sign my first born’s soul to you? Maybe throw in Caller ID at that price, because you care?

I was so looking forward to the iPhone coming here, legitimately, to good ol’ Canuckistan, but it appears Ted wants us to bend over in order to get our new, shiny toy (I have no illusions about its necessity – plenty of other phones oot there that can make calls – but that interface! *drools*).

So, thanks for being a KILLJOY, Ted – with any luck, iPhones on your store shelves will start to look like relics, covered in dust and cobwebs, as people try to wait you out.  Doubt it’ll work, though – no cut and run for you, eh, Ted?

Enjoy the deafening rage of customer’s objections – music to your ears, no doubt.

Again, fuck you very much,

A-not-anytime-this-millenium-at-that-rape-I-mean-rate-customer,

Paul Bodine

Giving up golf for the families??!?

Keith Olbermann on Genius Worthless Bonehead’s interview in which he, among other idiotic statements, mentions that he has given up golf in order to show solidarity with the families of the 4000 soldiers who have died for his ill-conceived war. Even worse than that is the documented proof that he did not, in fact, stop golfing on the date in question (19 August 2003) – news agencies have solid photographic documentation showing this fuckwit golfing on 13 October 2003. In the “adding insult to injury” category, this sacrifice may not have been George’s own idea. WAY TO TAKE ONE FOR THE PEOPLE, ASSHOLE.

I had heard of this statement already, but a tip of the hat to Matthew Good for bringing Olbermann’s “Special Comment” to my attention.

It is certainly worth watching all 12 minutes of surgically precise dissection of Bush’s incomptence – and atrocious, if not sociopathic, lack of real empathy for the plight in which he will be leaving the United States when he (finally!) leaves office on 20 January 2009. That date cannot come soon enough.

Keith Olbermann, in this piece, looks ready to completely lose his composure, and blast off into an unfocused, and easily dismissed, tirade (as I no doubt would).

Nicely put. Too bad George and his fellow Republicans will just dismiss it as a liberal smear piece.

You have failed us yet again…

Calgary wins 7-1???!? Iginla gets his 50th!!?!!!?????

That’s right – Megatron has nothing on any of us Vancouver Canucks fans this season, to be sure.

Way to suck ass, boys. Especially considering that Trevor Linden may never play another game in the NHL (though I’m hoping for at least one more year, with a lot fewer games served in the press box – FOAD, Alain.)

As for the Sedin twins – best to rename them as the Sedate twins, given their play in the last month or so. WAKE THE FUCK UP by next October, please.

[shatner]Can’t! Breathe!!! *gasp* Must! be! *gasp!* turning into a! *gasp!* Canuck!!! *gasp!*… SPOCK!!![/shatner]

And, in case the above isn’t a strong enough indicator of fans’ sentiments, this one’s for you, Canucks (except Trevor):

FORE!!!!!

No regrets = no conscience

Thanks, George, for confirming, yet again, what most of the world has come to feel about you:

You are an arrogant, ignorant, self-righteous, heartless, megalomaniacal, morally bankrupt waste of life, skin, space and air.

Oh, and as Reginold has so well put it – twice – YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!!

You’ve caused more American citizens to die in this war than in 9-11, helped make your economy FUBAR (along with the mortgage crisis). And lets not forget fucking over New Orleans by drawing funding for better dykes into your war.

Pathetic.

I’ve said this already, so this is a “refresher” – Your only chance to redeem any infinitesimal fraction of honour would be to commit jumonji-giri*. Same goes for (your) Master DICK(head) Cheney.

Fuck off and die, the both of you!

*Last paragraph of the Ritual section, Genius Boy.