If only Stephen COULD listen.

Thank yous to Matthew Good and Rick Mercer for this one.

Matt pointed to an outstanding little rant by Rick Mercer on our beloved Prime Minister proroguing Parliament.

Enjoy:

Stephen would be listening if he could hear from his cuurent position – with his tongue buried so far up George Bush’s ass that he can taste Genius Boy’s breakfast sooner than George himself, there’s no way he could hear – he has Gorgeous George’s ass cheeks for ear muffs.

Pity.

Besides, we wouldn’t want to have an operational Federal Government get in the way of our precious Olympics and all the sponsorship $ it will be bringing in before it saddles British Columbians with billions in debts, right? That would just be wrong.

Even Klingons wouldn’t…

Beat the living crap out of an unarmed opponent – as US Border Guards did to science fiction writer Dr. Peter Watts.

Here’s his account of the incident, in which he imagines an alternate timeline in which he didn’t actually get shit-kicked by multiple guards for a simple inquiry – “What’s going on here” – twice. I guess “dem furriners” aren’t allowed to ask a question more than once, eh?

That’s right – if Klingons were real, they would be shaking their heads and asking “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, ASSHOLES??!?” They may be warmongers, but even they have STANDARDS, and certainly wouldn’t find it sporting to SWARM and BEAT DOWN an UNARMED CIVILIAN.

Dear Homeland Security – Put a leash on yer dogs, already. Even thugs would say your men went too far, and are UTTERLY IRREDEEMABLE FUCKING WORTHLESS COWARDS.

SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!! SEIG HEIL!!!

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie…

(Picture old Budweiser mobster commercial where boss scolds one of his minions) – Gotta love YouTube

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie….

Steeevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie Stevie….

Stevie…*shakes head sadly*

Didn’t your parents teach ya anyting about RESPECT?

Perhaps ya fergot to take yer split tongue out of Gorgeous George’s and Darth Dickhead’s asses after they left office.

I understand it would be difficult, what with you having each part so far up there you could taste their breakfasts before they ever did. Hard to get any leverage to pull out if you’re also busy giving the oil companies to which you’ve become indentured a reach-around, eh?

FOAD, your Right Honourable Sock Puppet-ness.

Goose-stepping our way to the Olympics.

Just wanted to post my always reasonable reaction to Democracy Now host Amy Goodman.

That reaction, of course, is – WHO THE FUCK thought this woman was going to cause trouble?

I know, I know – anyone can be detained and have his/her belongings checked over. Just pure coincidence that she might be coming up here to speak on the stifling of free expression around all things Olympic, so as not to offend the commercial interests putting their precious millions into this egregiously over-hyped event. Never mind that the city is trying to pass bylaws allowing them to physically force the homeless into shelters “for their own good” – but just for those few weeks, of course.

Thanks, of course, to Matthew Good for speaking on this on his blog

For my beloveds – Gordo, Grego, VANOC, RCMP, VPD, and, of course, CBSA – SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!

P.S. – Don’t forget to keep those jackboots polished – gotta look spiffy when yer sayin’ “PAPERS, PLEASE!”

Outsourced Olympic souvenirs? WTF, Eh?

OK, so who was the super-brain who decided that it would be best to outsource the production of Vancouver Olympic merchandise to China (or whichever other country put in a NICE LOW BID)??!? Way to HELP STIMULATE THE CANADIAN (and British Columbian) ECONOMY, boys! Very patriotic of you, too.

As if I didn’t already have enough reason not to buy any of that shit – that probably includes the Canadian Hockey jerseys, as well – the only thing I MIGHT have POSSIBLY maybe CONSIDERED buying – now I hear you can’t even think of helping stimulate the Canadian textiles sector. Lemme guess -”If we’d gone with Canadian producers, the merchandise would have been too expensive and nobody would have bought any of it.” How much profit do you need to make from these pieces of crap, anyway – 500%? 1000? Wouldn’t 100% have been sufficient?

Lame.

With any luck there won’t be another olympics – Winter or Summer – held in Canada in my lifetime*. The hype and hypocrisy are givin’ me a sour stomach.

*_{Forgot to mention – I’m gonna live forever. MUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!}

Rachel Marsden in “HOW NOT TO BE CANADIAN”

Sweet fucking HELL!

Who does Rachel Marsden think she is? On which qualifications does she base her assertions that she knows that us WHITEYS (or CRACKERS, etc) have been the sole bringers of civilisation to the rest of the world?

Seems that the publication, the Telegraph, is little better than an online version of the American FOX news.

Truly PATHETIC.

I find it revolting to think that someone raised in Canada, one of the most inclusive societies in the world, would so blithely spout this utter rubbish. And if she’s doing this solely to be clever, well, that’s even worse – especially from my point of view, as I despise that sort of cleverness, and the arrogance that accompanies it, with a passion just short of homicidal rage.

RACHEL – You are a blight on Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, and, basically, ALL OF HUMANITY.

Uhh, what country do you think this is?

To Stevie, Gordo, Grego, VANOC, RCMP, Vancouver Police: 

We live in CANADA not the DICTATORIAL REPUBLIC OF VANCOUVER-WHISTLER-STAN, you fucking morons. 

What is this shit with approaching people who took a class taught by someone who (GASP!) doesn’t support the Olympics, and the clusterfuckery that has resulted from it (Athletes’ Village ring a bell?).  And how about them there “Free Speech ZONES”? Pretty cool idea, huh?  Too bad it was already in place – it’s called CANADA.  Unless there have been changes to our Charter Rights, you are COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE FOR EVEN THINKING of restricting peoples’ right to protest (peacefully, of course) WHEREVER THEY WANT.  Got it? GOOD!!!

Esp. to Stevie and Gordo – why do you think I didn’t vote for either of you?  It’s because you both would do the Gruesome Twosome – Gorgeous George Bush and DARTH Cheney – proud.  You are approaching their class of ARROGANCE and HEARTLESSNESS with shocking speed.

Therefore, in conclusion, you are all welcome to go fuck off and die at any time.  HAVE A NICE DAY, Y’ALL.

GO CAN(F)UCK(YOURSELVE)S

Thanks for nothing, ya worthless bums.

As of tonight, I’ve watched my last Canuck, and last NHL, hockey game.  If they’re smart, the GMs/coaches of Team Canada will drop any Canucks that even had a slight chance of making the team – and DEFINITELY KICK LUONGO TO THE CURB like the GARBAGE he was in this series.

[kevinspacey]Is it possible for you to HOLD A FUCKING LEAD for TEN SECONDS??!?[/kevinspacey]

I know I’m dreaming, but I would love nothing better for the fans at your regular season home opener to STAND, TURN THEIR BACKS ON ALL OF YOU, AND WALK OUT ON YOU FOR GOOD.

DIE CANUCKS DIE – DIE DIE DIE!!!

WTF,CANUCKLEHEADS – PART “DUH?”

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….

Hey – WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU TWITS!!!!!!

This is the PLAYOFFS, not a PRE-SEASON GAME.

WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE?

Maybe Gillis should hire Mark Harmon aka “Gibbs” of NCIS, so that he can give you each a REALLY FUCKING HARD DOPE SLAP every time you come back to the bench.

Sound good? Think that would work?

PATHETIC.

P.S. – TURNED GAME OFF @ 5-2. EVERTHING I SAID ABOVE – DOESN’T COME CLOSE TO HOW POORLY YOU PLAYED.

P.P.S – If we wanted to look at GARBAGE, we’d go out to hang by our dumpsters.  GOT IT? GOOOOOOOD!!!!

WTF, EH, CANUCKLEHEADS?

I LOVE YOUSE GUYS, but fer fecks sake:

PLAY TO WIN – FOR THE ENTIRE BLOODY 60 MINUTES – OR GET THE FUCK OFF THE ICE – GOT IT?  GOOD!!!

Nice recovery, to be sure.

But, really – SHEEEEEEEEESH!!!!!