Canucks – Kudos

30 November – Canucks vs. Avalanche.Despite giving up the first goal again, the boys played a very solid, energetic, determined game of hockey. A fun game to watch, from the start.

Good game for the big line – Goal a piece for Nazzy and Mo, some more agressive, and ornery, play from Bert.

Jovocop was back in fine form, and the whole team had terrific puck control throughout the third period.

Way to go, boys!!!

EDIT (16 Dec 05) – Nice little streak, boys – 4 against some of the tougher teams in the East – little sloppy in the first couple periods vs. Philly, but ya beat the Rangers, so all is forgiven – keep on cranking along!!!

EDIT (6 Feb 06) The Brother Line Rules ALL!!! You 3 rock, hands down – Thank you for showing what real line chemistry is, this year – obviously Bert, Nazzy, and Mo have messed up the formula they were using in previous years. Keep on kicking massive ass, boys!

EDIT (24 Oct 06) Not bad so far, boys – keep working hard, and things will come together in time.

NHL REFEREES – Auditing for ALL!

You bloody blind idiots – how much are you receiving for each of your non-calls, hmmm?

US$10 000? $20 000 for non-calls against star players?

If the Vancouver/San Jose game on 24 Nov 05 is any indication, you need to be audited by both the IRS and Revenue Canada before and after each game, plus a few random audits (of you, your wives, kids, best friends, etc).

That, plus being forced to watch your worst called games over and over until you admit that you FUCKED UP.

And, finally, forced lessons in OBSERVATION SKILLS. If you are actually missing these calls, with two of you on the ice, then you need to be re-trained, and have your eyes checked every two weeks.

Pathetic, all of you, no matter why you miss these calls.

EDIT (26 Nov 05) – Another $10 000 for the ref from Phoenix – non-call on out-of-play-zone violation by Curtis Joseph – way to go, boys – use it to get some glasses. And elbowing is a PENALTY, in case you didn’t know.

EDIT (18 Dec 05) – Just DIE already, McGeough – stop trying to manage a game with penalties, you worthless waste of skin. How much did Edmonton pay you for that game?

EDIT (31 Dec 05) – Didn’t hear me last time, McGeough? FOAD!!! You pathetic! little!! PURITAN PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!

EDIT (2 Jan 06) – Ummm – you do know that “edge of the baby toe in the crease” disqualification of goals doesn’t apply anymore, RIGHT? Maybe our man was in the crease, but if the goalie was at the other side, how is that interference? $10 000 in your offshore account, perhaps?

EDIT (6 Feb 06) – Do they give you bonuses if you call more than 10 penalties per game or something? PUT. THE FUCKING WHISTILE. AWAY!!!!! GOT IT? GOOOOOD!!!!! (Goose steps into the sunset)

EDIT (4 Apr 06) – How much did you get paid to play RAY CHARLES, McGeough? Koharski? Both of you WORTHLESS FUCKS should be dragged out back and PUT DOWN. Needed $30 000 or so for your kids’ education for a year, perhaps ($10 000 for each non-call)? Do us all a favour and THROW YERSELVES INTO TRAFFIC (don’t forget the white cane, BONEHEADS!!!)