Locked In – Way to go, ‘Nucks!

Sweet – nice shutdown on the ‘Lanche to guarantee a slot in the second season. Next step: Division title – won’t be easy with the Wild playing so well, but you can do it!

Maybe: with a solid run, the Conference title.

Go Canucks Go!!!

Patience? BWAAAAAAAA-HAHAHA!!!!

You fucking worthless STUNNED CUNT – it is way too late for that.

Dubya, the only thing most people would have patience for, in your case, would be to see you and your asshole buddies – DICK, DON, CONDEE, and KARL – EVISCERATE YOURSELVES on the front lawn of the White House. Do it right, too – Jab those knives in on the left, draw them ALL THE WAY across, and then UP. Oh – no seconds for you!!! – No way you get off easy after all that you have FUCKED UP.

Hara-kiri is about the ONLY way you could all salvage anything remotely resembling honour or dignity, after lying to your BOSSES (the People – remember them?), to say nothing of FUCKING THEM OVER by stirring up a hornets’ nest in the Middle East – what did you think would happen, dumbass?

We know that all of you are too arrogant, stubborn, and out-right FUCKING STUPID to do anything like that. SHAMELESS! – Almost forgot that one – phew!

UPDATE: Alberto and his aide can join you, the cowards. Just admit the attorneys were let go for not being “Good Party Members” , before you do yourselves in, ok?

Don’t forget to goose-step your way out, assholes.

CORRECTION (5 August 2007): It’s JUMONJI-GIRI for y’all – as the Soup Nazi would say: “NO SECONDS FOR YOU!” – too much like CUT AND RUN, right?

Go Canucks!!!

Holy Crap, boys – Way to kick some massive ass since Christmas!!!

Aside from a couple of lame-athons (vs. St. Louis most recently), you guys have been a lot of fun to watch for the last two months.

Keep it going, Good Luck, and see you playing in June, I hope!