…and another one BITES THE DUST!

Let’s all give a nice, BIG “¡Adios, PENDEJO!” to Alberto Gonzales, who FINALLY is getting out of the monumental CLUSTERFUCK that is currently the Bush Administration top brass.

Alberto, please just sit and wait for your Congressional subpoenas – don’t bother trying to get into anything even remotely like civil service – it’s obvious you are, and ever will be, only a hindrance to democracy and due process.

¡Vaya con Dios, PINCHE MARICON!

Harper: Using right to protest “sad”

Look, Stevie – We know you barely more than a BushCo sock puppet, but do you really think that calling people who take advantage of their right to protest “SAD” is a wise idea?

You are, most unfortunately for us, holding the top position in a democratic country. That means you are supposed to, at least in public, SUPPORT the rights of our Charter, including section 2c AND section 9. Look them up, since you seem to have forgotten them.

Please finish dying – you, like Bush and his Puritan supporters, are already halfway there, being heartless wastes of skin.

Village Idiot to be President for Life

According to the site Family Security Matters, Georgeous George should just sweep aside that pesky Constitution, and declare himself PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.

That is some scary, bloody-minded thinking, to say the least.

The article has since been pulled from the site, no doubt for allowing too direct an insight into the thought processes of the neo-Puritan Wastes of Skin who are foaming at the mouth for the US to be (formally) declared a theocracy, so we have Google to thank for caching the page.

“President for Life”, only because “President for at least until the Rapture comes” is just awkward.

If you’re all so eager to meet your maker, why not just blow your own heads off with your beloved “2nd Amendment right to bear” arms now?

Pretty Please?

NA, NA, NAA, NA – HEYYY! HEYY!! HEY!! GOO-OOD BYE!!!!!

And good fucking bloody riddance to our beloved WOFL, Karl Rove.

Doesn’t mean you get out of jail free, scuzz. Ok, it might, given your boss’ tendencies.

Die, already, will you – you’re halfway already (dead on the inside, like a good heartless walking corpse of a fundamentalist)

And once you’re dead, may you rot in Oblivion, upon your death – I’m sure Satan won’t be able to find a low enough place in Hell for the likes of you and your buddies (George, Dick, Condee, Alberto, Paul W., Donald)

Apologise – if you can be bothered…

…to pull your tongues out of Gorgeous George’s ass, that is.

Nice to know that someone in this country is still looking out for our rights, since the last two Governments have given up independent thinking for currying favour with George, Dick, and the rest of the dishonourable twerps currently running the U.S. federal government (and the entire country) as far into the ground as they can possibly manage.

So, Stevie, Johnny, Zachardelli – let’s see if you can bring yourself to fly Maher out to Ottawa, and all apologise to him directly, and on camera – it’s not that hard.

Never going to happen.

Who cares? The man only lives here.

Thank you, Chapters – for being a slack-ass, thoughtless corporation.

Today I went to TRY to buy my favourite author’s new novel, Spook Country, on the day it was supposed to be released – no luck.

How hard would it have been, really, to have the thing IN THE STORES, ON THE OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE, AT THE VERY LEAST IN THE CITY WHERE THE GUY HAS LIVED THROUGH HIS ENTIRE WRITING CAREER? Hmmm?

You already have it in stock online, so what’s your excuse, numb cunts?

No matter how soon it becomes available in the store, I will not renew my iRewards membership – I’ll shop elsewhere.

Pathetic.

Tancredo – you can go first, if you like.

As in you can FOAD right along with Bush, Cheney, etc.

What the FUCK were you thinking? WERE you thinking?

For one thing, don’t you think that bombing a holy site will only escalate things? The entire Muslim world will try to take you (and probably us up here in Canada – though to you we’d just be acceptable collateral damage, eh?) out for that, rather than, maybe, the less than 0.1% of them that are fanatics. That’s one BRILLIANT SOLUTION there, my dear complete and utter waste of fucking life. Bush already stirred up the hornet’s nest by invading Iraq without any real justification, now you want to piss on the swarm?

Bush, Cheney – Fuck Off And Die

I have to thank Matt Good for pointing me (and other fans) to this great commentary by Keith Olbermann, which is now in my permanent bookmarks:

Time to resign, doubchebags!

Not holding my breath on that one, though – they’re both too arrogant, and heartless, for that.

Where did all this crap come from?

Just so anyone who trips over this page knows (whether they care to or not), all posts before/below this one were brought over from my Blogger pages. Already I can see it was a good idea, if only because I find WordPress to be a more finely tuned interface. Certainly it has been incredibly easy to make the move.

Enjoy – more to come, eventually.

Christina P.

(Originally Published 25 November 2005)

Today marks the 18th anniversary of the last day we spoke, old friend. I hope all is well for you, wherever you may be.

You have remained a very special friend to me, with all the fun we had in Grade 7, and all the talks on the bus to and from school. I thoroughly enjoyed your company, more so than anyone else I have met to this day.

Take care, and I hope that one day we may meet again.

_{Yes, I mean you, Christina Pastula.}