You have failed us yet again…

Saturday, 5 April 2008

Calgary wins 7-1???!? Iginla gets his 50th!!?!!!?????

That’s right – Megatron has nothing on any of us Vancouver Canucks fans this season, to be sure.

Way to suck ass, boys. Especially considering that Trevor Linden may never play another game in the NHL (though I’m hoping for at least one more year, with a lot fewer games served in the press box – FOAD, Alain.)

As for the Sedin twins – best to rename them as the Sedate twins, given their play in the last month or so. WAKE THE FUCK UP by next October, please.

[shatner]Can’t! Breathe!!! *gasp* Must! be! *gasp!* turning into a! *gasp!* Canuck!!! *gasp!*… SPOCK!!![/shatner]

And, in case the above isn’t a strong enough indicator of fans’ sentiments, this one’s for you, Canucks (except Trevor):

Jesus loves you, but I think you're a cunt.

FORE!!!!!

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