Fuck You Very Much, Ted Rogers

Well, it looks like I’ll have to wait for a lottery win to get that iPhone – $60/month as the minimum plan?  Can I get a 10% discount if I sign my first born’s soul to you? Maybe throw in Caller ID at that price, because you care?

I was so looking forward to the iPhone coming here, legitimately, to good ol’ Canuckistan, but it appears Ted wants us to bend over in order to get our new, shiny toy (I have no illusions about its necessity – plenty of other phones oot there that can make calls – but that interface! *drools*).

So, thanks for being a KILLJOY, Ted – with any luck, iPhones on your store shelves will start to look like relics, covered in dust and cobwebs, as people try to wait you out.  Doubt it’ll work, though – no cut and run for you, eh, Ted?

Enjoy the deafening rage of customer’s objections – music to your ears, no doubt.

Again, fuck you very much,

A-not-anytime-this-millenium-at-that-rape-I-mean-rate-customer,

Paul Bodine