Giving up golf for the families??!?

Keith Olbermann on Genius Worthless Bonehead’s interview in which he, among other idiotic statements, mentions that he has given up golf in order to show solidarity with the families of the 4000 soldiers who have died for his ill-conceived war. Even worse than that is the documented proof that he did not, in fact, stop golfing on the date in question (19 August 2003) – news agencies have solid photographic documentation showing this fuckwit golfing on 13 October 2003. In the “adding insult to injury” category, this sacrifice may not have been George’s own idea. WAY TO TAKE ONE FOR THE PEOPLE, ASSHOLE.

I had heard of this statement already, but a tip of the hat to Matthew Good for bringing Olbermann’s “Special Comment” to my attention.

It is certainly worth watching all 12 minutes of surgically precise dissection of Bush’s incomptence – and atrocious, if not sociopathic, lack of real empathy for the plight in which he will be leaving the United States when he (finally!) leaves office on 20 January 2009. That date cannot come soon enough.

Keith Olbermann, in this piece, looks ready to completely lose his composure, and blast off into an unfocused, and easily dismissed, tirade (as I no doubt would).

Nicely put. Too bad George and his fellow Republicans will just dismiss it as a liberal smear piece.

You have failed us yet again…

Calgary wins 7-1???!? Iginla gets his 50th!!?!!!?????

That’s right – Megatron has nothing on any of us Vancouver Canucks fans this season, to be sure.

Way to suck ass, boys. Especially considering that Trevor Linden may never play another game in the NHL (though I’m hoping for at least one more year, with a lot fewer games served in the press box – FOAD, Alain.)

As for the Sedin twins – best to rename them as the Sedate twins, given their play in the last month or so. WAKE THE FUCK UP by next October, please.

[shatner]Can’t! Breathe!!! *gasp* Must! be! *gasp!* turning into a! *gasp!* Canuck!!! *gasp!*… SPOCK!!![/shatner]

And, in case the above isn’t a strong enough indicator of fans’ sentiments, this one’s for you, Canucks (except Trevor):

FORE!!!!!

No regrets = no conscience

Thanks, George, for confirming, yet again, what most of the world has come to feel about you:

You are an arrogant, ignorant, self-righteous, heartless, megalomaniacal, morally bankrupt waste of life, skin, space and air.

Oh, and as Reginold has so well put it – twice – YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!!

You’ve caused more American citizens to die in this war than in 9-11, helped make your economy FUBAR (along with the mortgage crisis). And lets not forget fucking over New Orleans by drawing funding for better dykes into your war.

Pathetic.

I’ve said this already, so this is a “refresher” – Your only chance to redeem any infinitesimal fraction of honour would be to commit jumonji-giri*. Same goes for (your) Master DICK(head) Cheney.

Fuck off and die, the both of you!

*Last paragraph of the Ritual section, Genius Boy.

Sycophantic TWIT

Dear Mitt Romney,

Please, in the future, remove your tongue from Dubya’s ass BEFORE you speak.

Do you really think puckering up to an arrogant, ignorant ass like Gorgeous George II will help you in your bid to become President?

HA!

Haaa-ha!!!

For George:

In honour of the Senate and Congress finally stopping you from screwing the people, yet again.

I raise a NICE BIG COLD GLASS of WATER to this occasion.

Pity this wasn’t a war funding bill, but it’s a start.

Mmmmmmm….new iPods!

Now I have to keep from drooling on the keyboard as I gaze longingly at the new iPod Touch – what a sweet piece of hardware! Enough space for my music, pics AND “important” files *cough* pr0n! *cough*

Guess it’s time to get a job again, so I can save up for the 16GB version – /me wants one, fer sure.

…and another one BITES THE DUST!

Let’s all give a nice, BIG “¡Adios, PENDEJO!” to Alberto Gonzales, who FINALLY is getting out of the monumental CLUSTERFUCK that is currently the Bush Administration top brass.

Alberto, please just sit and wait for your Congressional subpoenas – don’t bother trying to get into anything even remotely like civil service – it’s obvious you are, and ever will be, only a hindrance to democracy and due process.

¡Vaya con Dios, PINCHE MARICON!

Harper: Using right to protest “sad”

Look, Stevie – We know you barely more than a BushCo sock puppet, but do you really think that calling people who take advantage of their right to protest “SAD” is a wise idea?

You are, most unfortunately for us, holding the top position in a democratic country. That means you are supposed to, at least in public, SUPPORT the rights of our Charter, including section 2c AND section 9. Look them up, since you seem to have forgotten them.

Please finish dying – you, like Bush and his Puritan supporters, are already halfway there, being heartless wastes of skin.

Village Idiot to be President for Life

According to the site Family Security Matters, Georgeous George should just sweep aside that pesky Constitution, and declare himself PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.

That is some scary, bloody-minded thinking, to say the least.

The article has since been pulled from the site, no doubt for allowing too direct an insight into the thought processes of the neo-Puritan Wastes of Skin who are foaming at the mouth for the US to be (formally) declared a theocracy, so we have Google to thank for caching the page.

“President for Life”, only because “President for at least until the Rapture comes” is just awkward.

If you’re all so eager to meet your maker, why not just blow your own heads off with your beloved “2nd Amendment right to bear” arms now?

Pretty Please?

NA, NA, NAA, NA – HEYYY! HEYY!! HEY!! GOO-OOD BYE!!!!!

And good fucking bloody riddance to our beloved WOFL, Karl Rove.

Doesn’t mean you get out of jail free, scuzz. Ok, it might, given your boss’ tendencies.

Die, already, will you – you’re halfway already (dead on the inside, like a good heartless walking corpse of a fundamentalist)

And once you’re dead, may you rot in Oblivion, upon your death – I’m sure Satan won’t be able to find a low enough place in Hell for the likes of you and your buddies (George, Dick, Condee, Alberto, Paul W., Donald)